May 2012
Listen
Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
what
I cnat breataher my GOD
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OMFG DIOFDJKAMSOFK
i was singing along and then the chorus and i literally screamed
This doesn’t actually sound like Carly Rae… WHAT OHMYGOD
Brb crying. Gonna have a nightmare.
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
“I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question.”
—Harun Yahya (via weareglitter)
